The Big Snoop I tap you if you write, I tap you if you speak, I tap you if you put up a fight. I am the double-agent of democracy. I spare not my own, Nor a gardener or cook, In costly secrecy, I take many a look. I am the double-agent of democracy. When leaks rain havoc, I cry foul. I am the soul of democracy, I declare, None more devout. I am the double-agent of democracy.